Two Stinky Things That Happened Saturday

Our football teams lost by a combined score of 117-41, and we watched them implode simultaneously on side-by-side televisions. It was like being in a very, very gloomy sports bar minus the bar.

Our Dog Pepper got sprayed by a skunk as we slept Friday night. This is a file photo because no way was I getting close enough to the poor dear to take this picture. Ewwwww.

Saturday stunk.