|Husband told the photographer to be ready. Kiss-bomb!|
Husband: I was pretty irritated with you in my dreams last night.
MomQueenBee: Oh? What did I do?
Husband: You decided you were ready to do some remodeling on the house, so the contractor came over and you started tearing wallpaper off upstairs without even checking to see if I was okay with it.
MomQueenBee: And how, exactly, is this different from our actual lives?
Husband: Well, not at all. But then I sulked.
MomQueenBee: My point is proven.
Thirty years and counting and I'm still his dream girl. It must be love.