Messing With the Internet's Mind

Image borrowed from inkspotworkshop.com

My new status as mother of the groom is messing with the internet's mind.

Last week when I googled "beaded vintage silk jacket" it had no idea how to react, given my history of searches for sensible shoes, no-iron shirts, and nutritious soups.

What? You really thought I was going to follow the universal rules for mothers of the groom by wearing beige and keeping my mouth shut? Ha! Obviously you don't know me any better than the internet does.