More Comfortable All the Time

Boy#1 and I were having a cyber-discussion about a woman of a Certain Age (which happens to be a couple of years more than my age) and I mentioned that she has gorgeous skin. He's a good boy so he immediately jumped in to quash my insecurities.

One: Your skin is just fine.

MomQueen Bee: I'm fine with my skin, too.

One: You're comfortable in it?

MomQueenBee: I am. It's all soft and loose and baggy, like a really good bathrobe.

You know how happy puppies always look? It's because they have loose skin, too.

I'm going to be the happiest old lady in the retirement home.