I Raised Smart-Aleck Kids

Between tax season and impending graduations and especially my mother-in-law's decline, I've been giving God an earful the past few weeks.  Today I wrote about why I pray on The Train of His Robe, the shamefully neglected corner of the internet that I staked out so I could look as if I know what I'm talking about when I talk about God.

The very second he saw the post, Boy#1 instant messaged me.

"Ooooh! Is your religion blog rising from the dead in honor of Easter week?"

Pfffft.  How did I get such smart-aleck kids?