Things I Worry About

I try to not worry about things I can't control. Weather. Politics. The Boys.

But I do like to get things right when I can, so this morning I'm wondering: What happens if you accidentally put the earbud marked "R" into the L ear and the earbud marked "L" into the R ear? Could you permanently damage anything that may be located between the two?

Because I care about my brain. I never watch re-runs of Cupcake Wars--one time of hearing Florian say "Dees ees 'evvy, 'evvy, 'evvy" may have already done damage and I can't afford to lose any more neurons.

L to L and R to R it shall be.