Husband and I are off to the nation's capital today, where I am attending a conference and he is the trailing spouse who will be sleeping late and reading books while I attend seminars. (Something is wrong with this picture.) This provoked the following instant-message exchange with Boy#1, who is now living in the self-same capital:
One: You all packed?
MomQueenBee: Not even started. I think I'm in denial that I'm leaving for the better part of a week in just a few hours.
One: That's the best plan.
MQB: I keep thinking "I'm going to see One!" and not "My other children need to eat!" or "My flowers need to be watered and will probably die!"
One: Your other children can fend for themselves. So can the flowers.
MQB: Yes, and no. Am I a bad mother that I'm worried about the flowers and dog more than I am about my own offspring?
One: Naw.
MQB: That's a relief.
One: Well, let me rephrase. You're a bad mother for many other reasons.
MQB: WHAT?
One: But those aren't near the top of the list.
MQB: Hahaha. Ha. Haha.
One: Not funny?
MQB: Only marginally.
He may have to pick up his own tab when we take him out for his birthday.
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