Awwww. Poor baby. |
I. Hate. Grasshoppers.
I hate their scritchy back legs. I hate the tobacco juice they spit when they're cornered, and if it were only tobacco juice that wouldn't be so bad but heaven knows what it actually is and I don't want to know. I hate the whir I hear when one decides it's just too cool to hop and wants to be known as a GRASSFLYER, and I especially hate that GRASSFLYERS are magnetically drawn toward my face and want to scratch my eyes out with their scritchy back legs. (What? Yes, they do.)
I especially hate what they've done to my poor little struggling flowers. They have snacked on the zinnias as if they were popcorn and the movie was running long.
So I bent down to take a picture of the poor little zinnia above, and suddenly I spotted it.
Ewwww. |
Holy cow! Look at the size of that thing! |
That was the moment I shrieked like a little girl, made slapping motions around my eyes, dropped the camera, and died.
And that's why there is no post today.
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