Wednesday, October 5, 2016
People, I appear to be cresting a veritable wave of efficiency.
What you see in today's illustration is the photo for my new driver's license, which is the worst picture ever taken of me IN MY LIFE and that is saying a mouthful when you consider my second grade picture in which my mother, understandably overwhelmed by trying to get five kids including an infant ready for school pictures, apparently sent me to school with my hair in I-give-up style.
And I would have guessed that this new photo was also taken with the I-give-up filter as well except that I hadn't given up, I was just surprised.
I've had a new license or ten in my life and I knew that the hallmarks of driver's license examination stations are long lines and crabby employees so I made my plans carefully. Even though my license doesn't actually expire for another six weeks, I'd go today while I had a couple hours of free time. I'd jump in line as quickly as I could, then go to the restroom to fix my hair and lipstick.
That was my plan until I opened the door of the station and there was no one there except two friendly ladies.
"Just stand right there in front of the blue screen and I'll get your picture before we start," Friendly Lady On The Right told me.
That look of surprise in the photo? It's nothing compared to the look on my face when FLOTR did this:
This is my old license, one of my two forms of identification.
IT HAS BEEN CUT IN HALF.
With no warning whatsoever Friendly Lady bisected my license, slowing my world to an underwater dream sequence in which I was shouting "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" in a bubbly bass voice.
That's because in exactly nine days, I will be flying to Chicago for a business meeting. Know what you have to have to get on a plane? A driver's license. Know what I don't have right now? The same.
Friendly Lady assured me that there will be no problem using my temporary shocked-looking paper license to fly out of our nearly-local airport, "but getting back might be more of a problem."
So, to recap, I was being super-efficient and renewing my driver's license before it was actually on the verge of expiring. I super-efficiently was the only person in the DMV line, and had everything I needed for the renewal.
Remind me of that in two weeks when I'm living in the Chicago airport, unable to return home. That may be where the efficiency breaks down.
Posted by MomQueenBee at 12:23 PM